The game I am playing at this actual in fact moment is called The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess. It's not that good.

When it first came out the reviews were saying it's the best game EVER! and Wow! It's amazing! But I have to say I am not enjoying it as much as I thought I would. The mostly reason I am playing it is because of Link.

I have two problems with this game, besides being crap at it.

1. Link's clothes at the beginning of the game. Why has he got only one sleeve? Do they not pay him enough to buy a full outfit?

2. The wolf thing. Actually it's not as bad as I thought it would be, they have managed to make it credible I guess. What's with all this shape-shifting? I also read that 'in the manga for Ocarina of Time it says that Zelda used the Triforce of Wisdom to actually become male while disguised as Sheik, and sealing away the consciousness of Zelda.' Honestly, what are Nintendo smoking? Seriously? Cos I want some 😀

You see I've never really played a Zelda game before. I did play about 1 minute of it on the NES and was not impressed at all. It was harder than Kid Icarus even, which PS is not that hard once you know what to do, i.e. take it slowly and kill everything. Anyway I was always under the impression that Zelda was an RPG and I do rather like RPGs. Now playing this game I realise it is in fact an action game.

I am not good at action games. The only other action game I can remember playing is Soul Reaver, which wasn't hard.

Really, I've never had to refer to a walkthrough so many times for one single game.

Also, it is annoying that you always end up at the ruddy checkpoint when you load. This was most annoying after I got that pigman in Hyrule Field, which took me about 5 attempts, then had to do the jousting thing on Eldin Bridge. I couldn't do it after goodness knows how many attempts, so I thought, heck, I'll come back tomorrow after I've looked at the walkthrough. But when I load, lo and behold, I have to do the whole frigging Field battle all over again, as if it wasn't hard enough first time.

I do not think I am good at this game in fact.

The other game which I am even worse at is this game of Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan! on the DS. They do not sell it in this country, only in Japan, I had to get my copy from someone else.

It's utterly an awesome game and completely funny and I like the guy with the big hair and the epic eyebrows, I wish he wouldn't stare into the camera like that it's very distracting.

How am I supposed to concentrate on anything if you shove that in my face?

Oh dear, I made his mama spill the dinner. Oops.

The game I want to play now is Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn.

What I also want to know is, why is Link right-handed in the game of Twilight Princess, but left-handed in Brawl? Pit is left-handed in Brawl too, but he is in actual fact ambidextrous.

I don't need to get a life. I'm a gamer! I have loads of lives!