Note: Phoenix uses the phrase "umai koto" meaning "clever or wise things", but "umai" also means "tasty". Gummi uses "oishii tokoro" is his next line. "Oishii" means "delicious". I think he interpreted it as the wrong "umai"? Unless oishii has another meaning. There's a reference to a line from Reminiscence 1. I can only assume that "miken ni hibi ga haitteru" (a crack appearing on one's forehead) is ruder than saying "shiwa", which means "wrinkle" or "crease"? I can't find any info on this phrase.
Page 137 — Character Blog 28/10/2005 — Melody
Phoenix: Hey, Edgeworth. Thanks for giving me a lift.
Edgeworth: ...It's no big deal. We're going to the same place, after all.
Phoenix: Man, I was in big trouble, with both my bike tyres punctured.
Maya: Hey, how about you buy a car, too, Nick? A bright red sports car?
Phoenix: Before that, I need to get my driver's licence.
Gumshoe: Honestly, pal. You're a disgrace of a defence lawyer, needing to get a lift from a prosecutor!
Phoenix: Excuse me for asking, but then why are you in the car too, Detective Gumshoe?
Gumshoe: Man, I was in big trouble, with both my shoes so worn out that they had holes in their soles.
Maya: Mr Gumshoe, you could buy a bike for now.
Gumshoe: Before that, I need to sort something out about the big tear in the seat of my trousers, pal!
Phoenix: Hey, just to be sure, it might be a good idea for you to do up the buttons on your coat.
Gumshoe: Ha ha! Yesterday, my final button fell off!
Phoenix: I-Is that so?
Maya:... The atmosphere has become just a little depressing, at this early hour in the morning.
Edgeworth: Even so, it's been four years since I first met you in court. The time has just flown by.
Phoenix: For sure.
Gumshoe: You guys. To be honest, going by those first impressions, I never thought we would end up being friends like this.
Phoenix: You and me both.
Maya: How about me, I was arrested without warning by Mr Gumshoe.
Gumshoe: N-Now, now. We can look back at it now as a funny story! Ha ha ha!
Maya: Hey hey, Prosecutor Edgeworth. Put on some music for us, won't you?
Edgeworth: Hmph. Today, I'm in the mood for some nostalgic tunes.
Maya: Ohhh, I know this one!
Edgeworth: It's the Gyakuten Saiban Original Soundtrack. For us at least, this is the music that best represents our deep bond.
Maya: Wha! They sell this music on CD?
Edgeworth: I can't actually recommend it personally, since it is a little pricey.
Maya: Hey hey, Nick...
Phoenix: Save up your allowance and buy it yourself!
Finally someone said it!
Maya: Ouuuuch....
Gumshoe: Oh! This tune... it's from when court is starting!
Edgeworth: It's "Gyakuten Saiban — Trial".
Phoenix: Oh. It even has a name, this track.
Edgeworth: That's right. It is the soundtrack, after all.
Maya: It brings back memories, huh? Back when we first met Prosecutor Edgeworth at court. And he got that crack on his brow.
Edgeworth: ...I'd appreciate it if you said "crease".
Phoenix: Oh. This track is from when the witness gets called to the stand. I've heard this one many times.
Edgeworth: It's "Cross Examination — Moderate 2001".
Maya: Hey, this reminds me of Mr Gumshoe appearing all confused while making his excuses.
Gumshoe: I'd appreciate it if you said "testimony", pal.
Maya: After this track, you feel humiliated in a cringeworthy way, and just want to go home in shame.
Gumshoe: My diary entries on the days we had trials were always mega long, pal. I'd be up all night venting my frustrations in there.
Phoenix: Detective Gumshoe, you keep a diary?
Gumshoe: "Today I had to take the witness stand, with a feeling of humiliation." That sort of thing.
Phoenix: I-Is that so?
Maya:... The mood has become just a little depressing, at this early hour in the morning.
Gumshoe: Today, I'm prepared for the worst when giving my testimony, pal.
Phoenix: Before that, it might be better to prepare for that big tear in the seat of your trousers, Detective.
Maya: Oh, this track is hot! This is the excitement of when the trial is reaching the denouement!
Edgeworth: It's "Pursuit — Caught". When I hear this track, my driving speed goes up by 20%.
Maya: I remember it, yeah! Your eyes have gone really wide, Mr Edgeworth. You've even broken into a sweat.
Edgeworth: D-Don't be making up nonsense.
Phoenix: O-Oh! That's it!
Edgeworth: What is it, Wright?
Phoenix: The one titled "Pursuit — Caught"... that was from your point of view!
Edgeworth: I said to stop making up nonsense!
Maya: Music is a bit of a miracle worker, isn't it?
Phoenix: Where did that suddenly come from?
Maya: I mean, just by hearing these melodies, all these old memories and feelings that we'd forgotten just come floating back to the surface.
Phoenix: Ahhh... Yeah, for sure.
Edgeworth: It's been four years now. The music around us has already changed many, many times.
Maya: That's true. There've really been many changes.
Phoenix: There are also many things that have stayed the same, though. What do you think, Edgeworth?
Edgeworth: ...Personally, I don't like to dwell on the past.
Maya: But I tried out "Rise from the Ashes". I got to hear those old tracks again for the first time in ages.
Phoenix: Yeah, I didn't think it was bad, and I still don't.
Gumshoe: Yeah, well, as for looking back... If you ask me, real men look towards the future! Right, Sir?
Edgeworth: I don't like to dwell on the past... However. Maybe sometimes, it's necessary.
Gumshoe: Eh?
Edgeworth: You can identify those "constants" in your life. Know where you yourself should stand.
Maya: Ohhhh... I see!
Phoenix: That's a wise conclusion.
Gumshoe: It's just as you'd expect from Prosecutor Edgeworth, pal! He takes all the delicious stuff!
Edgeworth: Well, we've arrived.
Phoenix: It's 9.50, huh? Somehow we made it in time.
Edgeworth: Well, then. Let's meet up again afterwards, Wright.
Phoenix: Ohhh... in the courtroom.
Maya: Hmmm... Before court starts, keep that vision, both of you.