Aww, I love Zoo Tycoon!

Young Asian elephant taking a dip

Black Panther. I put them with the jaguars and they kept attacking and killing each other


He complained that the zoo was not amusing enough for him, so I chucked him into the water in the tundra exhibit. Bet that woke him up a bit!


The thing that's most annoying about tours is that no matter how many tour objects and theme areas your create, the idiot punters are always completely oblivious to 90% of them. Then they complain, 'The tour was fairly boring. I'd like to see more themed areas.' Oh shut up!!!


Likewise with the sky tours. Look how many Safari theme objects I have. And yet they don't even notice them! Then they complain that they'd like to see more Safari theme objects on the tour. Idiots! Geddout my zoo!!


Flamingos are nice, they mostly take care of themselves.

And now some endangered species:


Galapagos Giant Tortoise, yes!!!!!


Giant pandas are nice and cost $50,000. But they are always moaning about their social needs.


Przewalski's Wild Horse. I have no idea how to pronounce that, so don't ask. These are my fave endangered species in the game. I read in the DK Children's Encyclopedia that none are left in the wild, which is very sad.

And now I am going to play Zoo Tycoon 2.