You remember the scene in chapter 2 of Raindrops and Tears?

And just to cheer up Leah (even though she did plagiarise my wedding proposal scene from chapter one! 😛 ) here is my own real-life Jasmine moment, kindly re-enacted by the lovely Jasmine herself and a coffee table she bought just for the purpose

Going... going...

... gone!

I can't remember what my exact words were, but it was probably something along the lines of "Blank, blank, blank!". And I've a lovely green and purple bruise on my shin, too. Marvellous.