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Reverting Missing Eyes to Maxis Defaults

Have you deleted a custom eye colour, only to find that your sims are left with ugly Maxis brown eyes? Especially when you have splendiferious default replacements that you'd prefer your sims to have?

Here's a quick guide to fixing it.

You will need:

FIRST OF ALL: Backup your saved games. Go and do it now. Go on.

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Done? Okay. Open SimPe and go to Tools > Neighbourhoods > Neighbourhood Browser, like so:

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Select the neighbourhood of the offending sim, then let it do its thing. Then click Tools > Neighbourhood > Sim Browser

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Click on Name to make it easier to search, then look for your sim. Double-click him/her.

Click on More > Open Sim DNA

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This part is simple enough. You need to replace the eye values with the Maxis GUIDs. Here they all are:

  • 32dee745-b6ce-419f-9e86-ae93802d2682 Brown
  • 2d6839c5-0b7c-48a1-9c55-4bd9cc873b0f Dark Blue
  • e43f3360-3a08-4755-8b83-a0d37a6c424b Light Blue
  • 0758508c-7111-40f9-b33b-706464626ac9 Grey
  • 51c4a750-c9f4-4cfe-801c-898efc360cb7 Green

Just replace the string in the dialogue with the GUID of the colour you want. I'm going for Light blue here.

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Once you've entered the new values, hit Commit and then save your file.

Close the Sim DNA panel by pressing the little X above the Commit button. Now you should be back on your sim's profile. Click More again, and this time select Open Character File:

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Click Age Data in the Resource Tree panel, then Age Data in the Resource List Panel. Click eyecolor (dString) and replace it with the Maxis GUID you used earlier. Then hit Commit and save the file.

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Almost done!

Load up your game. Load up your Sim's lot.

ugly eyes

Eww, there are those ugly Maxis brown eyes.

Select the Sim and send them to a mirror. Select Change Appearance (you don't have to actually change anything), then press the confirm button. Now check out your Sim's new default (replacement) eyes!

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You can also change to a custom eye colour. Instead of the Maxis GUIDs above, just find the GUID of the custom eye you want. Open up the file in SimPe and do this:

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Diary of a Wimpy Kid series, by Jeff Kinney

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First off, the title of this series is a misnomer. Greg does not seem to be a particularly wimpy kid. He is merely not one of the popular group. That's not the same as being the class wimp. I was hoping for a mini-me - you know, the uncoolest in the class, weediest, always chosen last in PE, the most likely to be made fun of, only tolerated because sitting next to a nerd has its advantages, etc - and instead was fobbed off with this travesty of a wimp. Rather than Diary of a Wimpy Kid, this should have been called Diary of a Selfish, Abusive Idiot with no Integrity or Loyalty. Because that's really what Greg Heffley is. Diary of a Narcissist.

The way he treats Rowley is absolutely appalling. With a friend like Greg, who needs enemies? In fact, I'd say Rowley fits the description of "wimpy kid" a lot more. And he is much more likeable.

Now for the story itself. It's written in an interesting way, and in some ways, reminds me of the first Clarice Bean novel. Except, of course, that Clarice is a very likeable character, whereas Greg is definitely not. There are parts that I chuckled at, but nothing laugh-out-loud. Kinney writes in an engaging and humorous way, but that's still not enough to detract from the fact that Greg is an absolute jerk, a complete abuser. There were no major plots to speak of, more just small narratives, no climax to the story or anything like that.

I feel really let down, you know. From the T-shirts, you'd think Greg is something a lot different from what he turns out to be. I'd have to give this 3/5 for the good writing. If only Greg wasn't such a detestable character, who gets worse with every book, this could have got a 5/5.

Watermelon, by Marian Keyes

Watermelon, Marian Keyes

I first read this book at 19 and found it really enjoyable. Maybe I was just so desperate for something new to read that I would have enjoyed anything. Maybe I was just young enough to find anything credible.

Many years later I've re-read it and had many WTH moments. I've read shoujo manga with more sophisticated, credible plotlines than this.

First off, the author has an annoying habit of writing in very short paragraphs. I remember finding this strange even the first time I read it. Some paragraphs are only one or two WORDS long. Yes, words, not sentences. The narrator, Claire, also feels the need to explain the punchline of every joke, as though the reader is too thick to get it on their own.

The plotline is about as cliché as it gets (sorry, spoilers follow). Continue reading

Sims 2 Seasons

W000o0o0ho0ho000o0o00000! You know Seasons is the one EP I really wanted. Uni I wanted for the Hang Out interaction for my stories, NL for the cars (although it also seemed the funnest out of the ones my poor XP box could handle) and OFB for no other reason than that I wanted the Magisplay tray for my screenies, which is kind of ironic, since I only bought it recently, long after I retired from Sim storytelling. But Seasons was the one I really wanted.

So despite my super-slow processor, the amazingly great graphics card (compared to the CCLOCIC) means I can actually play it! So I bought a copy second-hand (didn't I say no more of my money is going to be used to pay SHERRIE DANDAN'S wages?). I eagerly opened the box, then thought: Oh wait, this is EA we're talking about. Checked the back of the disc and ZOMGNOWAIZ! "Sony DADC"! Gaaaaah!

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Hitomi Yaida — Over the Distance English Translation


As always, corrections are welcome. For more Japanese translations, please click here. マギー先生, おおきに!/Thank you, Maggie-sensei and Yukari-sama for help with the tricky bits! If there are any other mistakes, please leave a correction in the comments box below!

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際限なく続いて行く 紺碧な一つの波に乗って
想像は膨らんで行く 環境の変化を憎んでもはかない
I feel as if I'm forever upon a wave of the deepest blue
And as my imagination soars, the hated changes around me become fleeting.

Sims Paysite Free Custom Content

Update: this page hasn't been updated in a long time, since I stopped bothering with paysite drama years ago. The links may become out of date any time. Click at your own risk. Also note I don't run any of these sites. If a link no longer works or has changed, try the Wayback Machine and comment below. Feel free to recommend other anti-paysite links.

Since I seem to be getting quite a lot of hits for this, here's where you can get paysite custom content for free (including peggy, rose, thesimsresource aka TSR, etc):

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Etrian Odyssey II

I didn't think any game could be as annoying as Etrian Odyssey (apart from May's Mysteries, which is THE absolute worst game I have ever played). Oh, how wrong I was. Etrian Odyssey was annoying, but at least it was beatable and fun.

I have actually given up on Etrian Odyssey II, at the last level of the 5th Stratum. Another thing, they killed the handsum paladin. You see, now I have actually grown very fond of the first game.

UK password is not even compatible with this, since none of the sequels have been released here 🙁 My guild is destined to be forever an unknown 🙁

They changed the skill sets in II. Immunise is gone for one thing, so has Relaxing, and the class names have changed for Samurai and Bard. Lame. The sprites at least have substantial legs now. Here's team 2:

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Archos 18b Vision Review

I had been searching ages for a cheap and cheerful MP3 player that also had video playback. I really only got this for podcasting Dr Karl, since I can't stay up that late anymore. Anyway, on to the review.

I was expecting great things from this after seeing all the positive reviews, but alas, I was to be disappointed.

Firstly, it has an annoying habit of cutting out the first second or two of each track. This is because whoever programmed the software likes fade-in. And no, there isn't an option to turn this off. The result of this is that the first words of the podcast are cut out. True, I'm not missing out on much, but there was really no reason for this function, and besides, it's annoying. You see, we are already getting off to a bad start.

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Graphics Card!

Who'd have thunk it? My netbook, despite its slowness, does actually have a pretty good graphics card on board. ATI Radeon 6250 apparently. Whatever that means, it's utterly better than the CCLOCIC (crappy crap load of crap Intel chipset). I'm surprised by how smoothly TS2 is playing on here, even with the addition of another expansion pack.

Better still, anti-aliasing also seems to be enabled on here. Have a look (click for big):

Old PC vs new PC:
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New PC:
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Eh, anyway, it looks a LOT better, and plays a lot more smoothly (when I say "play", I haven't actually put any Sims into it yet. I'm only using it for props.)

YaY for the Radeon chipset!

Securom’d — Again!

Gosh darn it! That blessed Securom! GAH!!!

Anyway, I did what I should have done years ago and bought my own copy of The Sims 2 base game so I could install all that shiz on my netbook instead of having to use the family PC, which always has someone staring over my shoulder while I'm trying to work. I was careful to not buy the double deluxe or whatever it's called and get a second-hand copy of the old bog standard DVD edition. Before installing I also checked online for any references to its having SuckyROM and checked the back of the disc for the Sony DADC, which was not present. Anyway, after buying OFB (again, second-hand: screw EA if they think I'm putting money into SHERRIE DANDAN'S pocket), I thought, EA sucks, let me double-check my registry just in case. And lo and behold, that old enemy of mine was now on my new netbook!

I was like, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! They've got me again, nooooooooo!". Continue reading

How Do You Feel About DRM?

In honour of my new-found infection (and also, cos the last poll bombed).

Now that the storm over Securom has long-since blown over, has your opinion of DRM on games changed?

How do you feel about aggressive copy-protection like SecuROM?

  • I continue to boycott all publishers that use aggressive DRM 40.63% (13 votes)
  • Yar har fiddle-de-dee, being a pirate is all right with me ♫ 34.38% (11 votes)
  • I still buy infected games, but run them on a no-CD to prevent infection 15.63% (5 votes)
  • Huh? I'm only here to read about Selene and Endymion 6.25% (2 votes)
  • I'm used to it; it doesn't really bother me 3.11% (1 votes)

Total Votes: 32

Bridge to the Logic Fail

I've been replaying the Phoenix Wright trilogy recently, but there are just so many things in there that bug me. It seems court-records.net beat me to most of them, but having just finished Bridge to the Turnabout, there is one massive logic fail, I wonder how no one noticed it?

I understand that for the sake of storyline, sometimes you have to have some degree of logic-fail, but this is just monumentally stupid! The following contains spoilers!

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Last Window — Promise Lyrics

This was inspired by the scene in Last Window, where Kyle's mother would look out the window while this song played. Kyle's losing of his father reminded me of Kiki's losing Callimachus, so I wrote some lyrics to match. I used this as an illustration in Dreamsong chapter 5, although the sentiment is more matched to a scene in chapter 4.

Artwork, character and lyrics © Silver Arrows 2013-2015. All rights reserved. If you wish to record the lyrics, that's fine, but NO COMMERCIAL USE and you must credit and link back. You may NOT use my artwork without permission. I'll probably say yes, but ask first. Thanks. Credit to generosa for the flower brush.
Music © Nintendo.

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I've finally updated the image to match the lyrics. However, there just isn't enough space for the full version with the additional chorus. But the rest of it matches.

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