Last month, I took the Chipmunk to Finsbury Park to play at the Mets' baseball diamond. It took us a while to find, but the great thing was there was literally no one there. The ungreat thing was I didn't have any equipment back then, there were no bases, and some selfish prat let their dog crap at first. But it was great fun practising slides on the sand.

I have since learnt there is a reason why they use sand, and that you can't really achieve the same effect on grass. This was a fairly painful learning process.

Now I have equipment.

Unfortunately, I bricked my old Android 2, so no photos. Also, it took us a while to realise there was a softball diamond there, too. It was a lot easier to play on. I am a hopeless pitcher. I am also a pretty hopeless batter, but the Chipmunk is pretty good. He goes to cricket club.

Listen, I needed a hoodie anyway, and it was half-price.

I saw someone with an Astros cap the other day. Shameless! He supports the Astros! All my homies hate the Astros!