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Twilight Princess and Cheer Squads!

The game I am playing at this actual in fact moment is called The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess. It's not that good.

When it first came out the reviews were saying it's the best game EVER! and Wow! It's amazing! But I have to say I am not enjoying it as much as I thought I would. The mostly reason I am playing it is because of Link.

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I have two problems with this game, besides being crap at it.

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More TSR <3 EA Fun

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How cosy!

You remember Neptune "Why Not Make All FA Content Subscriber-only" Suzy?

Here is an interesting bit of gossip from Calalily at PMBD:

She was canned by TSR as an FA, and to save face begged Thomass to be allowed to stay on as FA for free. Thomass being the cheap b*****d he is, agreed (all for Silus, all for Silus). So Neptune Suzy's downloads are pay, but she doesn't get a single cent for them - serves her bloody right.
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Ike vs Link vs Pit

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It's strange because I was just thinking about what would happen if Pit, Link and Ike brawled on the Skyworld level, who would be the winner. And I decided it would probably go to Sudden Death and then Pit would take out Link, and Ike would take out Pit. So it would be 1. Ike, 2. Pit, 3.Link.

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Aight, so I put them all under CPU control at level 9 (how is it that CPUs play so badly at level 9 even yet they still kick my butt?) and you'll never guess, but it did actually in fact go to Sudden Death, at 0 all. Pit was playing absolutely hopelessly I must say, only he did get the Final Smash which is what saved him from utterly losing. But the strangest thing was, in sudden death, Pit did actually take Link out straight away, just like I imagined, and he nearly took out Ike but Ike did actually get him in the end.

It is absolutely strange the way it worked out completely exactly the way I imagined it would.

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Pit’s Revenge Part Deux

(Part One is here)

Pit re-read the missive he'd received two days ago.

FAO Kid Icky
Our last battle was unreliable and unfair. The air in Skyworld is too thin and how do you expect me to fight when I am nearly fainting from lack of oxygen? I demand a rematch at a neutral location. I will meet you on Tuesday at Space Station 0 at exactly 10h00. If you don't turn up I will assume you forfeit and I shall be the victor.
- Ike
PS I fight for my friends

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Pit crumpled up the letter and tossed it over his shoulder. 'Ha!'

Kid Liquorice tapped her feet impatiently. 'And once you've finished your battle, you will be good friends again, won't you, because I want to invite him to our house for tea. Oh look, he's coming!' She sighed. 'He's soooo handsome...'

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'We didn't come here to admire the view!' Pit snapped.

'Didn't we? I did.'

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